PS. Truth and Memes
- Puts $10,000 worth of gear into a $500 car to drive 100km to $50 gig.
- Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it.
- Not a magician but I can see why you might be confused.
- Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
- I solve problems you don’t know you have in ways you can’t understand.
- Because ‘Bad-ass Problem Solver’ is not an official job title.
- Making musicians sound talented.
- No matter how great the band is, if the sound guy sucks, the band sucks.
- I am the sound guy but that doesn’t mean I can make your band suck any less.
- God made audio engineers because musicians need heroes too.
- And they said the bass didn’t feel right so I pretended to turn knobs until they liked it.
- With great power comes great responsibility.